Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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