suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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