Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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