For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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