What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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