I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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