my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Can I color on your dick again?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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