I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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