So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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