I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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