Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Small penises have feelings too.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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