I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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