No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize