Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
operation have a gay friend backfired
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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