he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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