Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize