**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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