Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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