I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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