apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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