it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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