at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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