I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
