8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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