how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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