would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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