they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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