Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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