sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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