On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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