And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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