they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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