do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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