Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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