You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Are we still banned from the library?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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