never play flip cup with pint glasses
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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