Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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