at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It was confusing and full of hummus
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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