Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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