What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
