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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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