If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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