so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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