it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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