Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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