The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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