just come out here and I will go home with you...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
