belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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