It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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