I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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