Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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