I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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