today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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