you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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