Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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